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Tracks
Guy Pearce photographed by Robert Ascroft
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
Baby says Hi :3
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
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Me:
Hello?
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Telemarketer:
Hello, is your mother home?
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Me:
I have no mother.
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Her:
Well can I speak to your father?
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Me:
Yeah, which one?
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Her:
Which one is home?
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Me:
Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
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Her:
Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
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Me:
No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
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Her:
So who's Antonio?
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Me:
I just told you, Carlos's ex.
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Her:
So Carlos was cheating?
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Me:
Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
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Her:
So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
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Me:
No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
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Her:
So Mark wasn't cheating?
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Me:
I never said that.
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Her:
Yes, yes you did!
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Me:
No I didn't.
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Her:
Y-yes! You did!
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Me:
Did what?
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Her:
Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
we’re in lockdown and this kid is watching adventure time omfg
wtf look at this rectangle cow
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robert pLS
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
whoa
(Source: donnapspecter)
He met Bill Murray.
Submitted by: Laura R.
Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland
Never getting over Obi-Wan’s unimpressed face.
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Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
